School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me



Why’d you stop being a surgeon?
I killed someone—or, more accurately, I couldn’t save someone, but it felt like killing them.



lord-fucking-voldemort:

unknownbearing:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

This is very important information that was not made nearly clear enough in the movies o_o

This is one of my favourite pieces of information we get about Jack Sparrow. The movies only really show you the drunk, happy-go-lucky, wild pirate that everyone of us fell in love with, but there are reasons he chooses to spend his life under the intoxication of rum and sleep with every woman that crosses his path.

Captain Sparrow is a highly intelligent man, probably speaks several languages and is a very strong strategist, mathematician and astronomist (because to become a captain in that day and age you had to know your numbers and stars to be able to sail the seven seas.

He willingly and knowingly went against a order that was given him. He broke a contract with a higher instance, which could’ve been enough to just hang him, but instead he was branded as a pirate - a great shame and something that would make it impossible for him to find any other job that exactly that which the mark stands for. He simply got put on death row, instead of just killed on the spot.

Also, we all know Jack Sparrow’s father is an infamous Pirate Captain himself. Think about it. A young Jack Sparrow, refusing to become a pirate himself, instead choosing to work for ‘the good guys’ and become a proper sailor. He then finds out about the slavery and the human cargo. He decides to do the right thing and let them go, and he is punished for it by being turned into the person he never wanted to be.

He is such a complex and brilliant character, and I wish they would’ve shown this more in the movies, because I could rant about him all day



jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.



okay everyone I’m calling it a night

thank you for all the lovely messages and advice, I feel a shitload better (and more educated!)

Cedes out :)

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timetravelteaandzeppelins said: Saw an experiment about the whole brain matter thing, their head has to be against a wall and at an absurdly specific angle for bone fragments to go into their brain matter.Plus,you have to be like crazy martial arts strong to drive the bone that far

Further wisdom people

actually funny thing I am actually considering taking up martial arts next year because if I’m actually a violent little shit shouldn’t I at least be a competently violent little shit?

honeybarrel said: oh my god you need to get that app. it’s not even scary if you don’t have the zombie chases on (and not really even then) and the characters and storyline are amazing askshdjdk

omfg there are stories and characters?! FUCK I’m so getting onto this tomorrow

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Anonymous said:
You know, I have just realized that that is not, in fact, your blanket fort, but an example of one you want to build. That's still great! If it's really dark, you can put some lights up, although they may unnecessarily complicate it. You can use bits of tape to hold the blankets to the walls, or pins, and the cushions can be arranged into a sort of mattress however you like. I suggest a sleeping bag, too, since sleeping bags are just awesome. And bring your laptop, get comfy!  

this has been a psa about blanket forts people take heed in your time of need

that was no supposed to rhyme

will totally do this during the holidays bLANKET FORT ANON MY DARLING

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Anonymous said:
Ah, but the thing about the app is; you can turn it off if you're panicking. It's like taking a virtual driving test. You know you can't crash into anyone, so that relieves a bit of the stress, even if it's just a bit. And remember, if you do panic, deep breaths.  

Ohh, I see, I like this. It’s actually such a great idea for an app tho, holy shit.

On-off zombies and deep breaths. Thank you :)

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trenzaslore:



Space… the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

trenzaslore:

Space… the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.



Anonymous said:
Yes, that blanket fort is perfect! Is it yours?! It's very nice looking!  

Oh, no, I literally just went into #blanket fort and found the first nice one :) it’s kind of hilarious, actually, every blanket fort on tumblr has a laptop in it

I approve

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I want to feel stronger than that… I want to feel powerful.



Anonymous said:
When it comes to exercise, I just started using the Zombies, Run! app and it's great. There's nothing like a small army of zombies on your tail to motivate you to run.  

dear God I’ve heard of that app and I’m almost too scared like what if I just end up crying on the sidewalk because it’s too fucking freaky

I can see this happening

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I’m going to give you a mild sedative.